Wednesday, March 19, 2008

If I were

Others started this fashion, I am just a follower this time...so here it is:

If I were a month, I would be September.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I would be 4:30 so everyone would be happy.
If I were a sea animal, I would be a butterfly.

If I were a direction, I would be up.
If I were a virtue, I would be reliability.

If I were a historical figure, I would be Eve.
If I were a planet, I would be the Whole Milky Way damn it!
If I were a liquid, I would be Nitrogen.
If I were a stone, I would be a Emerald.
If I were a tree, I would be a oak.
If I were a bird, I would be pigeon. They stay faithfull.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be an Orchid.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny snow.
If I were a mythical creature, I’d be a unicorn.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be drums.
If I were an animal, I would be the millionaire's dog.
If I were an emotion, I would be an orgasm.

If I were a vegetable, I would be an onion,or garlic maybe.
If I were a sound, I would be morning bird cirp.
If I were an element, I would be one still to be discovered.

If I were a song, I would be Fly,in the sky, Over the rainbow, so high....
If I were a movie, I would be Sex and the City or How I met your mother.

If I were a book, I would be unwritten yet.
If I were a fictional character, I’d be Alice in Wonderland.
If I were a food, I would be creme brulee.
If I were a place, I would be a lake in the mountains.

If I were a taste, I would be chocolate.

If I were a scent, I would be Envy or Chanel Chance.
If I were a religion, I would be Everyone's wright-ism.
If I were a word, I would be Woman.
If I were a body part, I would be a pinkie.
If I were a facial expression, I would be a raised eyebrow with a half-smile.
If I were a subject in school, I would be ethics.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Sailor Moon.
If I were a shape, I would be a blubber.

If I were a number, I would be 8.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be a earrings.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a leather couch.
If I were a car, I would be a Citroen C3.
If I were an item of clothing, I’d be winter fluffy soft socks.

What would you be?

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